Friday 25 May 2018

Living On Borrowed Time

I don't have much US time left






























Well it's been a lark living here in two stranger families' homes, and on their dime, while scamming gullible mug patriots for about twenty grand US$ - at last count - on my several begging platforms, but reality calls.

Although I have been acting out a real gone sicko's fantasy for some years now, some peeps on Twitter have told me it's time to grow up and face reality.
I don't care to, and why should I, when I have so many idiots buying into my fake back-story, and my totally over-the-top allegations, not to mention my bogus Asylum claim.?

Mommy and Daddy number 3 are as dumb as they come, and some of their friends and relatives are shaking their heads in despair,  about how they was taken in by a seasoned Grifter in their home, and are now helping the Grifter - ME!- spread lies that no person with half a brain would ever indulge.

But hey, Ron and Wendy are free agents and they can be scammed by anyone they so chose to be scammed by, right? They WUV me! Or the 'me', they chose to see.    lol

As for me, my own attempts to scam Asylum and lie to Courts, Judges and ICE, so far, have gotten me nowhere, except locked up in a jail for 14 months, wearing a monitor in case I try and go on the run, and deep into debt to a bail bond company.

But Hell, who cares about a measly old debt?
That has been so far Catherine's and other people's problem, not mine! ha ha

Other people like the pro bono attorneys who took on my case back in Cali, for example.
Yes; many many dollars have flowed out of many strangers' wallets on my behalf, cos they felt
so sowwy for poor widdle Becki...But the Ninth circuit now waits and they have my files. Files full of my perjured statements, and the fake backstory that anyone in the UK can easily set them straight on with a couple of phone calls, and no doubt they have set them straight, well before now.

I mean, I couldn't even convince the US Immigration officers at LAX that I wasn't full of shite. They said to me that it was time for me to apologize and stop wasting their (hours of) time, and get back on the goddam plane to the UK.
I had had people say this kind of thing to me before of course, back home. Calling me out.
So I did the not very smart thing and doubled down. And next thing I knew I was locked up! DoH!

I am not smart enough to learn from my past mistakes, so I am in excellent company among other not very smart folks. Every day since I have doubled down on my lies, and every day the clock is ticking.

The petition didn't work out, so now I have my social media muggins followers tweeting and writing  to President Trump to let me stay. I made a video to him ages ago, hoping he likes Panda eyes and sappy sob stories.
Is Trump really that dumb? He does seem to be in a peck of trouble right now, but none of it could possibly be his fault, right? If he says he's a genius I believe him. We all do!

But there's the rub;
What genius would believe that I have really seen 1000s of kids, not reported missing, murdered in Hull? (population 260,000)?What happened to their remains? That is a lot of  remains, after all. They can't ALL have ended up as Pizza topping to be fed to unsuspecting Brits, can they?
The fact that POTUS may ask these questions should I ever, ever get his attention, is what keeps me awake at night. I have no answers, and I can't just block him, can I? That only works on Twitter.

Then there is the ninth circuit.
My last chance!. Several courts have heard my perjured, faux stories already, and told me to bugger off and stop pulling their legs. Well, not in exactly those words, but....

Soon  it will happen again.  For the last time! OMG!

 I have a secret bag packed on the advice of my attorneys, and imagine myself breaking down in hysterics, and kicking and screaming dramatically while the ICE  Security Marshalls escort me to the airport, where I will be locked up in a secure room until a plane is ready to fly me out.
Mommy #3 will be screaming too, no doubt. The sobbed  prayers won't work. They never have.

My vexatious Asylum claims, and all the trouble I have already caused the ICE system, and the money the US taxpayer  has blown on me already, will be sure to keep me locked out for all time, never to be allowed back in here. I will never again get any kind of US Visa in future, as they know I am bad news for the USA and not a credible immigrant with any legit right at all to be here.

I cannot be trusted, and am not. I cannot be believed, and am not - by the people who make these decisions. So far, no good.

I may as well enjoy the borrowed time, what is left of it, while it lasts. Mommy and Daddy #3 are spoiling me, just as any widdle pwincess deserves. Little do they know. lol.

But REALITY CALLS -

and I am MAGA ... for the  little time I have left here.



My nightmare will soon be Reality