BEEN BUSY BREAKING BROWS

Hi everyone. I'm so sorry to have been making you miss me for a few weeks. I can tell you're all getting so anxious about me. I was shadow-banned on Twitter so my posts are now falling flat, but not to worry as I've been sat here so so  busy, and now I'm so excited to bring you a new creation from my workshop.

I made a video a short while back and it was the first one I'd done in ages. And what was the hottest topic in the comments?  Yes, MY EYEBROWS.


It is true that they have undergone a remarkable evolution in the last few months. I'm so glad everyone noticed ...as attention is what gets me going. Any kind of attention at all, but I'm not telling you anything you don't know about me already.

So I decided to share my best kept brow secret, and allow you to purchase at a very reasonable cost,  - considering, -  these amazeballs limited edition crayons for eyebrows, in a range of colors for all tones.

I have named them in honor of my favorite women; my allies, my mentors, my kindred spirits and my enablers, and  they need no further introduction, as they are all well known to you, Patriots and Pizzagaters alike. Shout out to Sarah Ruth, Fiona B, Liz, Laura, and my two American faux Mommies, Catherine and Wendy. I love you all and will be back to write about you here very soon, promise!

Girls, women, wherever you are, now you lucky ladies can all look like me. WOW!

Everywhere you go heads will turn, people will gasp, and you will feel very noticed as never before.
You can all thank me later, once your new romance blooms, or your husband rekindles your marriage...wink wink


So without further ado....

Never go anywhere, ever again, without your 'Breaking Brows' Eyebrow crayon - big, fat, greasy and just chock-a-block full of pigments to plaster on your face as thick as you can make it. Easy to carry in your purse for regular re-applications thoughout the day and into the glamorous evening.


Ladies; If your  eyes are the windows of your soul, then these are your hurricane shutters, your burglar bars, your window boxes, your venetian blinds, and your drapes, all rolled into one tiny package that really packs a power pop of pigment punch.! Woo hoo!









I thought 'who better to model my new product than me?' My talent has made an amazing formula and texture. Real un-retouched photos tell the story:

My Remarkable Transformation

all due to BREAKING BROWS by BECKI

'Breaking Brows' by Becki,  are such a BEAST of a crayon
that even your glasses won't hide your new BAD gal  BROWS!

Thank you all for supporting me and please spread the word about the best brow crayon in the galaxy  - bar none! Bless you all.  xox

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