Won & Wendy Got a New Widdle Girl!

...ME!

I told you how my second "family", the Moncadas in California, and me, parted ways a little while back.

I would rather not tell you WHY. ahem.  Nor would they. All in the past now, what do I care?

I've moved on, to Pottsboro, Texas.
Wonald and Wendy, more true American Patriots, are my "newest" parents.
They say they is going to adopt me so my name can be Becki McAvene.
I don't think you can really adopt 21 year olds in the USA but I am allowed my fantasies, it what I do best.


Here we are. Wendy McAvene , my new "Mommy", me a 21 widdle girl Becki Percy, and Won McAvene, my new "Daddy" . Daddy is ever so clever, he invented the Peel & Stick DoorStop & Hook!
...so the McAvenes have more money than the Moncadas, which is sure good for little old me.

I am expensive to keep, what with Immigration Attorney bills and the rest, just Ask Catherine.

Mommy, Me ,Daddy

so happy to keep me!

new "Mommy" new"Daddy" and 3 new" brothers"

So how I did leap straight from one 'new' family, to an even newer 'family', you  ask? I bet my biological family in the UK are wondering the same thing,  hee hee hee. I know they keep their eyes on me. Hi!
I'll let you  all in on a widdle secret. It was too EASY!

My faux persona, ,my faux backstory, my faux PTSD...my long experience as a professional GRIFTER and VICTIM,put this all together with a big bunch of  social media "followers"....recipe for success.
I simply put the call out and once again, strangers came to me, like flies to the honeypot. I must be doing something right.
Trust me, they was falling over themselves to take me on as their new pet project.
They took me in...and I took them in, you might say,     (shhhhhhhh, who said that? get behind me Satan!)
so WIN-WIN, all's fair in the land of the FREE! 
M  A  G  A 

 I thank God that He put Wendy McAvene in my life to be my real Mommy.
 I may have had to wait 21 years but it was worth it!!!

Thank you Mommy for being that loving mommy that I craved my entire childhood. Thank you for caring for me as though as am one of your own. Thank you for taking me in and showing me what it would have been like growing up as a McAvene. Thank you for going out of your way every day to make sure I am okay. Thank you for being that listening ear. Thank you for being that shoulder to cry on...
But most importantly.... Thank you for being YOU
I love you Mommy 

Catherine Moncada said God brought me to HER... but it's  all H20 under the bridge now. 

I wonder if my newest "family", the McAvenes ever lie awake at night in Pottsboro Texas, USA and wonder how long it will take for them to be the latest to feel Burned by me.

My first family I Burned, 

my second family I Burned.
But I really think I'm getting better at this "SRA Victim" lark. Practice makes Perfect.

I know that if I tell family #3 they are MORE spethal, ( like me), they will lap it up, at least for a while.


Then I also have you, my fans!

LOVE ME! especially on SOCIAL MEDIA!

$$$ FUND ME! $$$ ! Keep those $$$ coming! yes yes yes I just love me some Patriot $$$$


...and who knows, Maybe, ONE day, YOU can be my "family"  #4... #5...#6 ?

cos, you know,

A Grifting "SRA Survivor"

gathers
 no
 moss!


Bless you All, especially the more generous Donators among you...

til next time.  xox