I have many role models that I have learned from. As i lack imagination and real life experience, I have had to cobble together images and stories woven by other scammers and mentally disturbed fabulists.
I love the Aussie Fiona Barnett, for instance. She enjoyed her 15 minutes of fame or notoriety, and now has fallen on hard times as a result. Her dad has gone to jail for a commercial drug operation and their house was seized as 'proceeds of crime' asset. Her husband has left her, a pity as he seemed like a nice guy.
Fiona has been banned from ever practising as a psychologist even after doing years at University, where they kicked her out as a possible danger to patients, and an all round trouble maker and shit stirrer, but hey that never held her back!
Fiona showed me that no matter how far fetched your fantasy accusations against multiple people can be, there are a certain percentage of reallllly gullible mugs out there that will take the bait.
Bit like the Nigerian email scammers... all you need is that one percent of real idiots and they are enough to keep people like us going....for a while at least.
Fiona was raped by Walt Disney who died before she was born. That just goes to show, right?
Anyway I love her and she taught me so much about this line of "work".
I'm also a fan of Ella Draper and Abraham Christie the Hampstead hoaxers, who procured some mad shite from Ella's two poor kids by hitting them with spoons, starving them, and giving them cannabis.
The kids were taken off Ella by the courts as a result but hey, as I said the other day to my Twitter fans,
I believe those children.
Killing babies every week down the local school, who has trouble with that scenario? NOT ME ... nor the kind who follow me. *wink wink*
Hmm that reminds me to check the funder that my dear and generous supporters pay me money into...all for a few videos, periscopes and tweets, talk about living the easy life for no real work ! LOL
Why Ella and Abraham fled their country to live as fugitives in Spain I have no idea.
Specially as she will never see her kids again at that rate? Hmm, motherly love, an odd thing innit?
I also took a few story details from Miss MK ultra fame Cathy O'Brien, and now hope to follow in her footsteps by getting "Speaking Engagements" which can be lucrative, I'm told.
Once I find a nice christian patriot husband in the US who can be my manager it will probably be easier.
Then there is this lovely chick, Jemma Beale, like me, from the UK. She just got ten years jail time and wasted so much time and money I am in AWE of her lying and attention grabbing abilities! Preach, Jemma!
You are the queen of the allegation makers and here is the proof!
Wow I could sure learn a thing or two from Jemma, as unlike me she actually got an innocent man banged up in jail for a rape that never happened.
With all the thousands of murders I have personally seen with my own eyes, imagine the people I could get locked up if i had the nerve to go to Scotland Yard with my.....evidence.
oops, did someone mention evidence???
shhhh people, you'll ruin my story if you was to mention such dirty words as "evidence" to me.
I have the odd troublesome liberal troll on Twitter that brings up the odd sticky question, but then all my fans swarm them and bully them outta the picture so its all good.Jemma again: she is estimated to have cost the UK taxpayers £900,000
That is £900,000 that could have gone to real crimes, real policing man hours, and real victims, but maybe one day I can beat that figure? And as anyone can see I'm much better looking so would not get the hate she does. Plus I'm not a lesbian in a bad track suit.
I wonder if I could get more than ten years in jail for my allegations?
Jemma has really given me some thing to aspire to, after all so far in my 22 years I have only been locked up for 14 months for trying to pull an immigration scam at LAX.
I think I'm well on the way... as I did manage to achieve some wasted police time in Hull UK, back in the bad old days, before I came to the USA seeking fame and easy money.
Christian Patriots are sooo generous!
I have to pump out a bit of Hillary hate and Trump love on my social media, and they lap it up, and lap me up. :) It shows I am "one of THEM"
I even made a really sweet video directly to Donald to ask him to let me stay in the US. I wonder if he has had time to watch it yet? Even if he grabs my ass a few times it will be well worth it for my future.
Watch this space fans! I love you all, and pray for you every day and night.
